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Been Caught Stealing...

Bald Man Held for Theft of Hair-Loss Treatment
Morning Edition, September 13, 2007 · Mark Hoousendove dropped some friends off at Sing Sing to visit an inmate. With a little time on his hands he decided to do a little shopping — and allegedly a little stealing. Though he's bald, police say he ran off with five bottles of hair loss treatment from a local pharmacy. Price of the hair treatments: $50. Price of bail: $3,000.

Dr. Bauman adds: "Dreaming of a full head of hair while spending the night in jail... PRICELESS!"